imagine steve rogers finding out people were saying that girls and women shouldn’t wear captain america merchandise and uploading a youtube video of him that consists of like seven minutes of him reading the stupid comments out loud in silly voices and laughing
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Alternate Scene
- Thranduil: HOW DID MY PRISONERS ESCAPE?
- Elf Guard: Let's just say they barrel-y made it out haha
- Thranduil: you are so fucking fired
Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.
GM: “Roll 2d10.”
can u imagine tho. ymir and christa walking down the street, holding hands. some guy walkin past is like ‘fuckin dykes’
and its teeny tiny christa who turns around and is like ‘SAY THAT TO MY FACE MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU’
and ymirs like ‘yyeeeh baby get him!!’