32 Things to Do Before you Turn 89
1. Stop reading lists of arbitrary life goals written by upper-middle-class white kids.
2.-32. Live your life judgment-free while cackling at people freaking out about those arbitrary life goals.
i just realized that although they’d be p old by the time the war of the ring was over that bofur, bifur and bombur were all still alive and living in erebor by gloins account (and i doubt theyd have fought in the whole battle of dale+easterlings+erebor that happened durin events of lotr) means i can totally within rights draw fanart of gimli bringing legolas home just to get met with a lot of old dwarves being all HEY NOW I REMEMBER YOU
Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”
I would love to know what this means.
I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.
waterlodge “Using her fists in a scientific fashion”. Its like I keep finding you in the strangest places
this is so fucking fantastic I can’t